HairCute!

Slayers is BACK

2008-07-03T21:20:22Z

The rumors had been flying around for a long time and since I don't really watch anime anymore I've been kind of out of the loop but Slayers is back. I haven't been this excited about anime since Lucky Star finally ended. Man...this is weird. I'm giddy!

Oh man...the song is soooo late 90's anime music. Megumi Hayashibara is even singing it!

Grand Theft Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse!

2008-05-13T21:28:19Z

Lordy, lordy, lordy! A lot of bad stuff has been going down in this world the last few weeks and I don't think a lot of us are surprised. In between my endless nightmares and sexy dreams where I'm making love like a pornstar, God came to me in a dream. "Be thou damned!" said she (just kidding, God's a Man!) "Forsooth and forsook your land is imperiled! You shall pay for your sins and the currency shall be asians!" Then she (Ha! Just kidding again! HE.) disappeared in a puff of purple smoke and I knew immediately (or thought I did) what He was talking about. A new Grand Theft Auto was released in to the wild and straight in to the hands of impressionable kids everywhere. Clearly, the various typhoons and earthquakes rocking the AZNs of the world are due to God punishing them for our misdeeds. But during my weekly shower I felt a moment of clarity or perhaps more appropriately given my recent communing with the extraterrestial beings that pretend to be God, an epiphany: What if it wasn't because of GTAIV? What if it was because of something even more sinister and damaging to the world pysche? What if...

While I don't pretend to know the mind of God any more than the Pope does I do know that - like every Food Network Throwdown starring Bobby Flay - this is some serious shit. How serious? Let's put it this way: while I was laying in bed playing Grand Theft Auto IV a tornado was busy tearing apart homes and lives just SOUTH of the city I live in. Normally, caring about natural disasters is down on my list next to caring about the homeless which is some where near the bottom but, when a tornado decides to chew up a vast parcel of land directly to the south of me I take notice. Instead of trying to find a way to help the victims of the tornado I decided to do what I do best: shift the blame on to anything I don't like. In this case, I think I speak for myself and as always Kansas City Mayor Mark Funkhouser when I say that the cause of all this misery is unequivocally due to the black hole of vacuosness opened up by The Four Horse Women of the Apocalypse.

The Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse just before they begin skinning a pile of AZN babies alive.

The last time any of us had seen one of these actual walking talking skeletons was a few years ago. I think Carrie or Miranda or which ever one has the unfortunate countenace of a horse was about to marry one of the other ones or maybe one of their gay friends. I don't know. Truly, God is punishing us by punishing China with earthquakes. Besides that fucking spring shower that killed like a million people in Myanmar, Headline News has talked about nothing else. But despite all this the world keeps turning and we keep playing GTAIV. Has anyone else played the bank robbery mission? Man, that was pretty crazy!

life is so fucking grand.

2008-04-03T06:47:40Z

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Arthur C. Clarke died today

2008-03-20T20:38:13Z

Gary Gygax died a short while ago and now Jesus or God or what ever magical person causes people to die and go to heaven has dialed Arthur's number. This is a dark time for humanity :(

FUUFKKCKCFUCK

2007-12-28T21:49:55Z

OK LETS CALL TOMMY AND TELL HIM HE DOESNT HAVE TO COME IN AND THEN LETS CALL HIM HALF A FUCKING HOUR LATER TO TELL HIM THAT HE DOES ACTUALLY HAVE TO COME IN AND HE ALSO HAS TO RIDE ALONG ON A FUCKING DELIVERY ROUTE TO THE GODDAMNED OZARKS WITH SOME GUY WHO IS PISSED OFF 24/7 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Tengen Toppa Gurren Laggan

2007-12-12T20:46:48Z

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/12/11/nflag111.xml

Did I even spell that right?

Awwwwww!

2007-12-07T21:37:43Z

This is my last night in this room.

2007-11-30T23:42:55Z

I'm going to miss it way more than I should I think.

I'm so nervous.

I'm sure everyone has seen these but this is more for myself than anything.

A quiz and the only nice picture of me in like ever

2007-11-27T11:06:29Z

actually i got rid of the quiz. why wont my html work? some one tell me what im doing wrong.

People are pretty positive about Dreamweave.

2007-11-26T22:21:09Z

This is the most positive comment page I've ever seen on WOWHEAD. Btw, I'm selling all the Dreamweave gear Right Now in Org! 15g apiece or 40g gets the set! BUY!!!!!!!!!

The only time that YTMND has ever produced something decent:

2007-11-25T21:32:17Z

A little sappy but the comic and the Zanarkand theme make it kind of touching. I love the FFX OST D:

http://animalcrossingtragedy.ytmnd.com/

And sometimes Tycho says things that really make sense:
I picked my mom up a copy of Phantom Hourglass when it came out, partly because I hoped she would enjoy it but mostly because I wanted to observe her as a kind of test subject. I think of the new Zelda as almost didactic in its simplicity, but when you lack the basic grammar of interactivity most virtual worlds are overwhelming. She couldn't quickly tell, as you or I could, which things on a given screen were actually operable. There's a suite of universal skills we bring to every scenario, survival techniques which are tailored exclusively to simulations.

You ever have one of those days...

2007-11-23T20:57:37Z

...where you wake up and you are just Pissed at most people for no reason?

haircute @ 2007-11-13T13:01:00

2007-11-13T19:01:19Z

http://www.poe-news.com/forums/sfs.php?si=31&fi=000073362

I'll be in Kansas City for a bit

2007-11-03T16:04:58Z

Several days, methinks. Hugs and Kisses!

uh, Hi!

2007-10-31T08:57:36Z

How is everyone doing? I'll read my friends page later on today. Stay Cool + Stay Safe

Meat Love

2007-10-22T21:45:48Z

Some Thoughts On DragonForce

2007-10-14T20:23:07Z

I don't claim to know much about DragonForce outside of having seen them live once so I'm curious as to how they act when they're recording their albums. For some reason, I just imagine them all being nice guys who always get along. Whoever does the vocals is at rehearsal and when Herman plays a really good solo I bet he starts smiling and thinks "God help me...I love these men." The keyboard guy comes up to them at a recording session and says he wants to play his solo a little bit different and all the guys completely trust his judgement. Thus was born the opening part to "Soldiers Of The Wasteland". Herman even took him aside after that and told him he thought it was "Really Cool."

The song "Body Breakdown" is about, I hope, two teenagers who left abusive households and then became really evil and conquered lands only to die and then return to life to get revenge. I hope that's what that song is meant to say. What I hope it isn't: an extremely overwrought metaphor about being in a band.

Why did I eBay this fucking game!!! SHIT!

Also and Finally: Can anyone get me an e-vite to a private torrent tracker for mp3s plz. monnbrun@gmail.com (not oink)

Nodame Throw Dot Gif

2007-10-13T01:29:33Z

FEMINISM IS...WITCHCRAFT

2007-10-08T19:03:39Z

http://blacktown.net/theme_music.htm

NSFW

2007-09-28T09:32:07Z

SO FUCKING METAL

http://www.redtube.com/3565

SO FUCKING METAL

Fuck Gabe and his stupid damned birthday.

2007-09-28T00:51:55Z

FUCK GABE

I completely forgot about this:

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=16641

FUCK FUNDAMENTALISM

LIVE COCK FIGHTS PLACE YOUR BETS NOW

2007-09-26T19:13:05Z

http://www.livecockfights.com/#home

I'm twenty bucks up, dudes! ON THEM TITTIES!

wait that doesnt make sense :3

Anyone else getting sick of hearing about fucking Halo?

2007-09-25T20:50:56Z

http://www.loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/228/Halo:+The+Future+of+Gaming

FUCK these guys. I don't understand how a wildly popular FPS is going to be the future. Seems like that is all we get these days.

Also, people on Metafilter should just stop playing games, talking about them, or trying to recommend any. It's frustrating for everyone. However, this tasty little nugget of nonsense was posted in the requisite Halo 3 thread:

Hasn't Bungie clearly tied the Marathon universe to the Halo universe? "They're everywhere!"

Before even Doom, Marathon was the first game to give me nightmares andilluminations. I still recall solving a level from the first game in adream.

I have no hate on Bungie for the sale. I hear tell our local scenery isimportant in this episode. Big, sloppy wet ones to he Chief et al. Tryto keep in mind that every con you frag had a mom and often kids. Ifyou cry in-game, you might maybe almost be getting it.

OK METAFILTER LOL

Lucky Star Massacre!

2007-09-23T19:59:28Z

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=23875

Also:

http://kotaku.com/gaming/tgs07/enix-prodigy-on-ninja-samurai-and-the-ds-302739.php

YES!

Getting closer and closer to that cyberpunk future:

2007-09-18T18:17:22Z

This guy has some good thoughts:
http://cameronrogers.livejournal.com/3325.html

Japan finally decided to go ahead and create virtual idols for real.
http://www.crypton.co.jp/mp/pages/prod/vocaloid/cv01.jsp

She sings a version of Fly Me To The Moon that sounds exactly like a version I have on a CD some where.